Goblin Creme

by Claw Toe

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British artist/comedian/record producer, Darius Hurley's (aka Claw Toe) debut LP "Goblin Creme" serves up a dark and swampy mix of demo-quality metronomic "Strange", comedic curve-balls, along with some hard rocking ragers with a kick ass backing band and beefy production by former BUZZCOCKS member/producer Tony Barber, NITZER EBB Producer/Engineer Jon Von Hermann, and Garrett Hammond from KILL HANNAH. This record, which is exclusively released in digital format via Bandcamp in January 2016, certainly fits with the whole "weird-punk" vibe that Hurley's, now infamous record label, Criminal IQ, became synonymous with during the early part of the 21st century. And like with his last EP, there's a cover from a former Criminal IQ band on board (This time VEEDEE's, Blood Zombie). If your tastes range from raw and rocking to eclectic and transcendental and are looking for something new to buy, this is the record for you.

NIALL RAYBURN - Atrocity Exhibition Magazine

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released January 18, 2016

Credits
All songs by Darius Hurley except Blud Zombi (by VEE DEE) and Back Door by Darius Hurley/Adam Kroos

Guitar/Vocs/Keys/Bass - Darius Hurley
Lead Guitar - Adam Kroos
Bass (Stalker & Vampire)- Adam Woehle
Keyboards/Bass (Blud ZombiBack Door) - Laurence Ocampo
Drums - Chris Ott

Tracks 1,2,4,5,7,9,10,11,12 recorded by Darius Hurley on 4 tracks - No overdubs at Water St Studios, Batavia, IL
Tracks 3, 8 recorded by Mickey T Craft at Multi Track Chicago
Tracks 6,13 recorded by Garret Hammond at the Noise Floor Downers Grove
Geriatric Stalker mixed by Tony Barber @ Dial House, UK
Vampire mixed by Jon Von Hermann
Art and layout - Shaun Fitzpatrick
Logo - Dan Kazmer
Photography - Jaime Foster

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Track Name: Chemical Reaction
Chemical Reaction x 4
The first time I saw you, I really fell for you, knew you got the keys to my heart,
But it all made sense in my sick little mind and I knew just where to start,
So I huffed and I puffed and I huffed and I puffed and I puffed and I blew your house in,
But who's that fucking guy with you? You gotta tell me. Don't you know that it's a sin?
We got a
chemical reaction x 4

repeat

(vers. III - Shrieking in tongues)
Track Name: Breakout
Get your socks off and jump about your room
Just breakout hear me
get out your room, get on the street
Jump up and Down
Run over to your neighbors house just knock on the door and run away.

That's just what we do
Right here at the zoo
At the Human zoo in Nashville
With the reptiles and the frogs
And all the wogs
All running around
Getting fatter all the time and eating more all day long

Breakout!
You've gotta breakout
Breakout!
All of me.

Don't gimme those looks

You can fuck off 'n all
Track Name: Geriatric Stalker
Geriatric Stalker
I follow you in a walker,
I loved you since I first saw you
But I don't have the guts to say hello to you
Geriatric Stalker
I write of you in my Blogger
About how you like torture!
My readers really wanna see a picture
Geriatric Stalker
I'm not much of a talker
......................................
You don't know me but I know you!

And I follow you home,
Late at night
And I know what time you
Turn out your light
And I'll be there waiting
In the morning sun
And I'll be thinking about all
Of our holiday fun!

I know where to find you
I'm right there behind you
And I know you're blind to
my existence, my true love

I'm a little bit freaky
I'm a lotta bit creepy
So can I borrow some TP?
Slightly soiled is still okay with me!

I wanna be your man,
So I go through your trash can
Formulating my plan
To be a part of your life

I broke into your flat
And I stole your kitty cat
You're never getting it back
Cos I dropped it off in Chinatown!

And I know what time
You finish up at work
You're coming on to me I can tell
You little flirt
and I know for sure
You got my secret note
Cos when you weren't looking
I put it in the pocket of your coat!

Geriatric stalker x 12
Track Name: Happy
I live a happy life
I get along just fine
My girl don't bother me that much

She don't mind when I'm late
Or if I masturbate at the computer
At the computer

(repeat)

Because I'm so god damn happy
You know it man, my life aint crappy
I take each day as it comes.
Yoga in the AM stops me from killing anyone
It makes me Happy
Track Name: Fascist Elect
Feel like a Zombie?
Paralyzed Brain!
Eating Disorder?
Try slimming! Cocaine!
Working the nightshift?
It's get's in the blood!
Another cup of coffee that tastes like mud.

So what you gonna do when they come for you?
And who do you think you're gonna answer to?
Nobody stands up for fear of abuse
The fascist elect
They know who you are by the cards that you use
The fascist elect

Where's the attraction
we do as we do
Over reaction
The culture tells you
Psychic delusions
Soaked overnight
No longer know
what's wrong and what's right

So what you gonna do when they come for you?
And who do you think you're gonna answer to?
Nobody stands up for fear of abuse
The fascist elect
They know who you are by the cards that you use
The fascist elect

The Fascist Elect
Track Name: Blud Zombi
by VEEDEE
Track Name: Five Knuckle Shuffle
There's a bird in my class who's got big tits
I'd really like to fuck it
A priest told me to save that shit
So I've now filled up two buckets
My best friends mum is a hot tomato
I squirt cream cheese on my sweet potato
I'm a compulsive masturbator, I'm a compulsive
MASTURBATOR

Now, I've jacked off on the way to school
And I've jacked off in the park
I can't help but fiddle with my tool
When I'm alone in the dark
I've jacked off in me Grandma's front room
I always come a little bit too soon
I'm a compulsive masturbator, I'm a compulsive
MASTURBATOR

(air guitar solo)

Now, I like to play with my tool as a rule
It'll probably make me blind
Once I shot it right over my head
And it nearly took out my eye
Cos I jacked off in a bog at a party
I've got a little move I call the Kamikaze
I'm a compulsive masturbator, I'm a compulsive
MASTURBATOR

I spend a lot of time with my pants around my ankles
When my parents are away
and I wank and I wank and I wank wank wank wank
Wank the day away
I make more milk than a dairy farmer
My knob's the size of a baby's arm. Ha!
I'm a compulsive masturbator, I'm a compulsive
MASTURBATOR
Track Name: Vampire
I like to stalk at Mignight
It's my Idea of fun
I always work the night shift
Cos I don't like the sun
I live out in the suburbs
In a town that's full of stiffs
But there's lot's of nice young virgins
And teenage boys smoking spliffs

Cos I am a vampire
That's me I'm rocking in a long black coat
I am a vampire
And on your blood I yearn to bloat
I am a vampire
I hang around with the walking dead
I am a Vampire
One look in my eyes, I fuck with your head

I don't eat chicken
I don't eat meat
But I aint no vegan
I'll show you the point of my teeth
Cos I've been around from the time of the ancient Greeks
Straight from the loins of Lucifer
I'm a bloodsucking freak

Cos I am a vampire
That's me I'm rocking in a long black coat
I am a vampire
And on your blood I yearn to bloat
I am a vampire
I hang around with the walking dead
I am a Vampire
One look in my eyes, I fuck with your head

Cos I am a vampire
That's me I'm rocking in a long black coat
I am a vampire
And I'll go straight for your fucking throat
I am a vampire
I hang around with the walking dead
I am a Vampire
One look in my eyes, I fuck with your head
Track Name: Psychological Destruction
I recognized that beauty had been suspended
The phantom void of the military arm
I predicted the rebel dispossessed
And confusion and violence reign

Psychological Destruction X 4

Space and perspectives are digitally distorted
Mustard gas attack on the Underground
Fever pitch! Mayhem Calling!
Gang warfare and their nefarious dead.

Psychological Destruction X 4

To the young maturing out in Necropolis
The stage is set for an inside job
We want scenes of violence and fantasia
Workshops in the dream factory.

Psychological Destruction
Track Name: Red Carpet Dystopia
There's a black man outside the barracks
Blowing a gasket.
Cars collide!
Smash and break the toys in the grass of the park where the children play.
But regardless of who's getting killed, or raped, or ripped off, or beaten, or mugged we'll have sandwiches for lunch! Munch, munch, munch, munch!
Freebird radio on Capital Gold.
Shimmering sunlight bathes the sliding door to the maze.
Frankly, the truth is In each seed and it's infinite past and future.
We are all one!
All things are one!
What I do to others I do to myself!.
I am down on all the things in the world right now.
Right now to everyone there is a ying and a yang
And the red carpet dystopia.
Red carpet dystopian preludes to a tarnished finish.
Streets that she walks down.
Boom swagger boom
Been lifting weights? From the pain and the ride of fantasy of affliction and romance deducted slightly off course
Of course!
By the lake!
Polka Dot heaven
Volleyball, wings and sunglasses I dig!
Statures. Water. Purchase ground.
Sideways to reveal pointed sticks and broken glass.
Forfeit nature and weeds that grow and find there way through concrete blocks.
Searching for the sun
Track Name: Night Run
Night Run x infinity
Track Name: Vibration
I can feel you
I can sense you
I can feel your
Vibration.

I saw her there.
Our hearts stood alike
And toward heaven
As twins in psyche
And out of the darkness
There came only light
And blew up the heavens
And souls collide

I can feel you
I can sense your
I can feel your
Vibration

I saw her there
Our hearts did collide
And walked on heaven
And wants inside
And out of the darkness
There came in the light
And throughout heaven
The sins collide

But she left by the door through the window on the second floor
I didn't see you. I didn't see you

I can feel you
Vibration
Track Name: Back Door
He looked a bit of a spiv
He voted conservative
I think she knows what he means
I think she knows where he's been

You say you love me but Uh oh
You say you you care. Uh Huh?
You say you want me to want you
You say you love me but uh uh.
Come on and let me in the back door

Ching Chong he pulled the wrong bit
I heard it wasn't a hit
His card said "Get out of Jail"
he's a priority male
He eats at Fun in a Bun
He likes her belly button
He knows just where to begin
And let's his finger slip in

You say you love me but uh oh
You say you you care but huh
You say you want me to want you
Claw Toe's gonna take you
On a Kroos cruise

Fat boy McCaleb likes it
In his back door
Judas Campbell he loves it
In his back door
Mikey...Yeah you! You want it
In the back door
Sparky Sargis he takes it
In the back door